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  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
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bennyslegs:

what are they trying to tell us? i just don’t know!!! it’s so difficult! i have 0 ideas about what this could mean!!!!

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besbee:

that’s

that’s basically what happened 

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sexybedhead:

"Sherlock? Sherlock, come have a look at this." 
Sherlock sighs. “What, John?”
"Do you have any idea what Tumblr is?" The doctor furrowed his brow.
Sherlock rubs his temples. “John, we are on the verge of a terror-“
"Do you know what it is?" John interrupted.
"Yes, yet another ‘social’ site for the antisocial. What about it?"
"Say what you will about them, but they’re fantastic artists and writers."
Sherlock raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”
John’s eyes widened as he scrolled further. “My….very vivid artists….”
Sherlock bent, furrowing his brow. “Let me see that.” He scrolled through, barely blinking.
After a while he rose, and said “Hm. Interesting.”
"Interesting??!!" John cried. "Sherlock, there is pornography that exists of us!"
"Relax, John."
"Relax?!! I’m engaged, Sherlock! What if Mary finds any of this?" John gestured frantically to the screen.
Sherlock smirked. “She’s good natured, John. probably have herself a good laugh.”
"Yes, wonderful, because I need my fiancee having a good laugh at me blowing you." John grumbled.
"Actually, she’d probably laughing at the size of your-"
"Crossing the line."
Sherlock rolled his eyes. “Whatever.”
John’s phone lit up. “It’s my fiancee, who I’m madly in love with and I’m totally straight for.” John said, narrowing his eyes. “I’ll be right back.” He tapped answer and strode out.
Sherlock’s eyes flickered to the doorway once, waiting for John to leave the room. He then quickly sat down and clicked the Log Out button, blushing furiously.
As far as John knows, Sherlock remarked mentally, the only one running a blog is him. That’s all he needs to know.

sexybedhead:

"Sherlock? Sherlock, come have a look at this." 

Sherlock sighs. “What, John?”

"Do you have any idea what Tumblr is?" The doctor furrowed his brow.

Sherlock rubs his temples. “John, we are on the verge of a terror-“

"Do you know what it is?" John interrupted.

"Yes, yet another ‘social’ site for the antisocial. What about it?"

"Say what you will about them, but they’re fantastic artists and writers."

Sherlock raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”

John’s eyes widened as he scrolled further. “My….very vivid artists….”

Sherlock bent, furrowing his brow. “Let me see that.” He scrolled through, barely blinking.

After a while he rose, and said “Hm. Interesting.”

"Interesting??!!" John cried. "Sherlock, there is pornography that exists of us!"

"Relax, John."

"Relax?!! I’m engaged, Sherlock! What if Mary finds any of this?" John gestured frantically to the screen.

Sherlock smirked. “She’s good natured, John. probably have herself a good laugh.”

"Yes, wonderful, because I need my fiancee having a good laugh at me blowing you." John grumbled.

"Actually, she’d probably laughing at the size of your-"

"Crossing the line."

Sherlock rolled his eyes. “Whatever.”

John’s phone lit up. “It’s my fiancee, who I’m madly in love with and I’m totally straight for.” John said, narrowing his eyes. “I’ll be right back.” He tapped answer and strode out.

Sherlock’s eyes flickered to the doorway once, waiting for John to leave the room. He then quickly sat down and clicked the Log Out button, blushing furiously.

As far as John knows, Sherlock remarked mentally, the only one running a blog is him. That’s all he needs to know.

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stereolights:

"GOD why does fandom have to make everyone GAY??"

i know right??? why not interpret some people as bi or pan, or asexual, or maybe an aromantic demisexual, or—

oh wait sorry i didnt realize you actually meant “why isnt everyone straight, its making me uncomfortable.”

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Game of Thrones theme song played in the style of a music box [x]

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4×05 «I.E.D»

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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"I am you. Prepared to do anything. Prepared to burn."

(Source: exit-ghost, via benedict--cumberbatch)

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youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

(Source: rainwateralpha, via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)

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playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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spicyshimmy:

all you need to know about the star trek fandom is that one time i made a joke post about butt dialing on command consoles on starfleet spaceships cause jim kirk likes to sit on everything that isn’t a chair and it generated a massive reblog chain with folks seriously discussing the future technology of command consoles and outlining the scientific developments necessary to prevent butt dialing from happening

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